What is Most
A teacher asked one of his students:"What is the longest and what is the shortest?"
The student answered immediately:"the last several minutes of a class is the longest,while the last several minutes of an exam is the shrtest."
Homework
Teacher:I am able to read one of the essays you did for homework, but the other one is written very poorly.
Student:Yes,sir-my mother is a much better writer than my father.
The Thinker
Two children were admiring the famous statue dy Rodin ntitled"The Thinker"."What do you suppose he is thinking about?"said one,to
which the other replied,"I should imagine he is thinking about where he put his clothes!"
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